Women! Why are you able to forgive your phone for having a limited amount of gig space or twitter for its 140 character limit - but not the male memory.
The male memory is exactly like that.
Think about in those terms. The man's thought process is that mentally:
· There certain songs that must be kept,
· Game apps that can't be removed no matter when the last time you played them was –
· Sports stats that your male pride is dependent upon - (lacking such knowledge could mean a lifetime of backseat – no option for shotgun! Complete lost respect of your dibs call!!) - YES! It’s fkn important! I don't expect you women to understand!!
It is mandatory that we forget sh!t like "it's our 3week-aversary" - it's not our fault - it's survival!
We are victims!
Forgot the milk? Not our fault!
Your aunts birthday - We can't believe you ever even thought we ever really committed that to memory - be serious - not our fault!
Kids at school...ok, that's our fault - but c'mon subconsciously aren't we both kinda hoping that lil fk becomes the apple of some predator's eye?
My point is this!
It's not a coincidence that you run outta characters or gig space - (both created by men) it's how our minds work!
We only have but so much room for your bullsh!t - we love you but our minds beds don't have a sh!t ton of stuffed animals, all with first & last names that we remember!
On the real - sometime it actually takes us a full minute to recall our best friends names - that's why we're always sayin "man" & "dude" all the fkn time!?!
We've forgotten who these muthafkrs are!
So forgive the male memory. It's not that we don't care baby - it's just that you tend to use too many characters.
(I actually forgot why I was writing this mid way thru. Second paragraph down is all just babble)
Men - we aren't perfect - but we're the only ones with the penises! Am I right?
Good luck ladies
It is mandatory that we forget sh!t like "it's our 3week-aversary" - it's not our fault - it's survival!
We are victims!
Forgot the milk? Not our fault!
Your aunts birthday - We can't believe you ever even thought we ever really committed that to memory - be serious - not our fault!
Kids at school...ok, that's our fault - but c'mon subconsciously aren't we both kinda hoping that lil fk becomes the apple of some predator's eye?
My point is this!
It's not a coincidence that you run outta characters or gig space - (both created by men) it's how our minds work!
We only have but so much room for your bullsh!t - we love you but our minds beds don't have a sh!t ton of stuffed animals, all with first & last names that we remember!
On the real - sometime it actually takes us a full minute to recall our best friends names - that's why we're always sayin "man" & "dude" all the fkn time!?!
We've forgotten who these muthafkrs are!
So forgive the male memory. It's not that we don't care baby - it's just that you tend to use too many characters.
(I actually forgot why I was writing this mid way thru. Second paragraph down is all just babble)
Men - we aren't perfect - but we're the only ones with the penises! Am I right?
Good luck ladies
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